I know it sounds ridiculous, but I’d like to tell.

It is a venomous virus. Once you allow it to enter, it affects your adrenalin gland, heart, brain, speech, behavior, everything around you. Once it has colonized your body, you will feel that you can’t live without it. If you try, it’ll activate your self-destruction system. Voluntarily or involuntarily, you may start destructing your stomach, liver, toes (as you lost balance), homeostatic mechanisms, logical thinking, and more importantly, your wallet. Depending on your personality, you can opt for dessert or liquor for therapy, or you may lose your appetite. The later one definitely saves a lot.

How long it takes to cure this? Depends on how fast it takes for you to find the antidote. Months? Years? Or Never.

Afterwards you will develop some antibodies, making you less prone to be affected in future. So thank that virus, if it is not deadly.

And antidote, please.